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constantlyeffed:

I had a blessed evening. #blessed. I knew when I received the fated phone call at 8:05, two hours before closing, asking me what time I was closed, that I was in for a treat. That phone call, for those of you who don’t speak “service industry,” means one thing, and one thing only:

“Hi, I’m a…

This woman is amazing. 

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yoshmontenegro:

♥

yoshmontenegro:

(Source: yoshgrey)

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furything:

One cup of bunny

d’aww bunny

furything:

One cup of bunny

d’aww bunny

(via jasmine-blu)

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Oink

Oink

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daaddyslittleprincess:

wateryvocals:

A better quality pic. I was going to be an anime girl and I turned out like this..? I don’t feel v anime :/

♥♡♥♡

Woah.

daaddyslittleprincess:

wateryvocals:

A better quality pic. I was going to be an anime girl and I turned out like this..? I don’t feel v anime :/

♥♡♥♡

Woah.

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rbirkhiem:

Want this hat.

Want that woman.

rbirkhiem:

Want this hat.

Want that woman.

(Source: ptijuju)

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If I could time travel, I wouldn’t change anything that I have done. Knowing that all my actions would reverberate throughout space and time. I would instead time travel to the future, where time travel was invented and sent back through time. To watch all of the t.v. shows without having to wait for seasons to start. :D

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I feel bad for people who don’t have this much guts.

I feel bad for people who don’t have this much guts.

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The way you vilify me sends me into a swivet of rage.

Wait.. why is swivet being red underlined? This built in spell checker doesn’t know the word ‘swivet’. I’m disappointed Google..

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I’ve forgotten what it feels like to have a good night’s rest.

Code and Database infrastructure design is taking so much time.

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Give me a medium sized apartment, enough food to eat, a job I love, and a woman who breaks down my walls, steals my heart, and guides me back when I am lost. I’m asking for too much aren’t I?

Give me a medium sized apartment, enough food to eat, a job I love, and a woman who breaks down my walls, steals my heart, and guides me back when I am lost. I’m asking for too much aren’t I?

(Source: lionesssox, via iambad-wolf)

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saliorbabe:

just got accidentally drunk cleaning my house

I got accidentally drunk once while cleaning. I was vacuuming the rug and suddenly 3 shots of tequila and 6 beer floated at me, signing and shit. We had a sick dance party and before I knew it.. I was drunk as cookies.

saliorbabe:

just got accidentally drunk cleaning my house

I got accidentally drunk once while cleaning. I was vacuuming the rug and suddenly 3 shots of tequila and 6 beer floated at me, signing and shit. We had a sick dance party and before I knew it.. I was drunk as cookies.

(Source: daaddyslittleprincess)

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Boner.

Boner.

(Source: nymphoninjas, via daaddyslittleprincess)

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Mostly when I can’t figure out what to code.

Mostly when I can’t figure out what to code.

(via daaddyslittleprincess)

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I just feel like my time isn’t considered important.

$ME = LonelyPerson::getInstance();

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